I do everything Dave does

20 years ago I... (1985)
1. Watched nothing but Scooby Doo
2. Carried around a blanket named KiKi
3. Started ballet lessons

10 years ago I... (1995)
1. Was a Freshman Girl
2. Discovered older boys
3. Dy'd my hair red

5 years ago I... (2000)
1. Ended a relationship gone horribly wrong
2. Drank heavily at WMU
3. Subsisted on dorm food

3 years ago I... (2002)
1. Studied abroad at Cambridge
2. Discovered international boys
3. Made out with someone covered in foam

1 year ago I... (2004)
1. Realized I'm an adult
2. Made a couple horrible dating choices
3. Started formulating my future plan

So far this year I... (2005)
1. Attended the Inauguration and almost cried
2. Got completely obliterated at the Neil Diamond concert
3. Am about to go on a dream vacation

Yesterday I...
1. Worked all day
2. Did a ton of laundry
3. Thought about packing, but changed my mind

Today I...
1. will work all day
2. Think about packing, but not pack
3. will throw my cell phone into a ravine

Tomorrow I will...
1. Go to work for the last day for TWO WEEKS
2. Hopefully drink
3. Call a few people and harrass them

In the next year i will...
1. Move to Chicago...i think i can i think i can
2. Meet the man of my dreams
3. Stop watching MTV completely...the addiction knows no end